This weeks fishing joke!
A man goes down to a well knowen prohibited fishing zone in the swan river to sneek in a fish. He catches 12 nice size black bream! He walks back to the car and puts all his tackle away and comes back down to the shore to get his bucket full of fish. on the way back up hes greeted by Mr fisheries. "have you got a licence to catch those fish" he says. "no sir i havent, but it doesnt matter anyway" says the fisherman. Fisheries man replies "and whys that". "because
these are pet fish, i bring them down every night for a swim then take them home again" says the man. "thats just bullshit, how do you get them to come back" says mr fisheries. "i just whisle and they jump straight back into the bucket" replies the fisherman. "show me" so the guy lets the fish go and they swim off. "so lets see them come back then" says the fisheries officer. "See what come back" the man replies. "the fish" "What fish" replies the fisherman with a smurk on his face.
Until next week this is spess's joke time!
sherbert
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Date Joined: 10/09/06
NOT FUNNY
mine were better
Born to fish forced to work
Assassin landbase fishing club
SamC
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Date Joined: 30/08/06
hahhaahah...soo cheeky
hahhaahah...soo cheeky
Cheers,
Sam
Bosshogg
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Date Joined: 16/10/06
A man came home from work
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
Bosshogg
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Date Joined: 16/10/06
Guy gets on a plane and
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh1t?"
Lukas
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Date Joined: 03/12/06
HAHAHAHA. Funny stuff. The
HAHAHAHA. Funny stuff.
The blonde turn around was funny too.
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The pigs were safe from big bad wolf in their house of brick,
huffed and puffed til he was stuffed.
Shoulda got a slab o Vic...