Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2017-07-21 07:21
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Doc
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Date Joined: 29/05/16
Just reminded me its friday.
Just reminded me its friday. I know the people in that motor home, bump into them from time to time. It's a pretty heavily modified 5th wheeler
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
You in the states Doc?
You in the states Doc? That's and awesome bit of kit as is yours.
Love the West!
Doc
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Date Joined: 29/05/16
Nope, I'm in far north
Nope, I'm in far north queensland. The mororhome started out as a 5th wheeler, they removed the chassis and put in on a truck chassis, made the GVM grow by 10 fold. Was all done in queensland
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Super impressive
Love the West!
scottbec
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Date Joined: 18/01/07
Awesome Rig
Doc - do you know if there are any more pics or info of the rig available on the www? I need some more images to fill my dreams!!!
Doc
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cant really help you there
cant really help you there mate, dont know when I'll see them again. Last time was last year over there in WA, up Derby way I'm thinking.
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
An air traffic control
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone.
He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!"
The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone.
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions The first thing is not to panic. Remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet??"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, that’s good, remain calm. How do you know you're travelling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast. So how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: “The s**t in my pants is running out of my shirt collar.
groverwa
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Date Joined: 21/07/14
The next time you think it
The next time you think it is too late for you to make a difference in the world please remember this story. As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world.
THIS IS QUOTED FROM HAROLD:
"I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?'
Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine.
It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
…an inspiration to us all.
groverwa
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Date Joined: 21/07/14
After years of research,
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely.
Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on Friday this year”. Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."
meglodon
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Date Joined: 17/06/10
Thanks to all who contribute
My thanks to all who contribute to Friday funnies your contributions really set the mood for the weekend.
Big thank you
doghouse
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Date Joined: 01/11/09
The motor home looks fantasic
It looks great in real life it was in Gero yesterday