A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny little voice,
shallow water
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Date Joined: 30/10/10
nice work there ledge ,thanks
nice work there ledge ,thanks for a great year of funnies mate and have a marry xmas
jeff
tommyqueenfish
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Date Joined: 27/10/10
good work.... keep it up, and
good work.... keep it up, and MERRY CHRISTMAS and a VERY FISHY NEW YEAR
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Dale
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A precious little girl walks
A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny little voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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ish_lovesfishing
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Date Joined: 24/02/10
haha
Dale that one is great..
i look forward to firday funnies, thanks ledge
hope everyone has a great christmas and a happy new year
Ish