white man

where the white man went wrong...



Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. Government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."



The Chief nodded in agreement.



The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"



The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied:



"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."



Then the chief leaned back and smiled "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."Tongue out

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Nathan


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You forgot; Boring

Tue, 2009-11-10 19:34

You forgot;

Boring food

Can't dance

Can't jump

Probably a bunch of others I forget as well ;0

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Daisy's picture

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Too true Bruvva

Wed, 2009-11-11 09:34

Too true Bruvva

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Sounds good to me

Wed, 2009-11-11 09:48

I wouldnt't mind that life!!!

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