A while back I went fishing for Snakehead aka Toman but after a short time I ran out bait. Then I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good Snakehead bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
an 80 yr old finds his wife doing a handstand naked agasint a wall.. shocked he asks "what are you doing?" she says "i kno u cant get it up, but maybe u can drop it in"..
deepwater
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Not bad at all mate jeff
Not bad at all mate
jeff
GrahamM
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very good thanks for the
very good thanks for the laugh
Tony Halliday
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A Cow, an Ant and an Asshole...
A Cow, an Ant and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
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It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
alfred
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A while back I went fishing
A while back I went fishing for Snakehead aka Toman but after a short time I ran out bait. Then I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good Snakehead bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Faulkner Family
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a few good ones there. the
a few good ones there. the last one gives a whole new meaning of F#$K a Duck
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
wicked game
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Date Joined: 13/11/08
80 yr old
an 80 yr old finds his wife doing a handstand naked agasint a wall.. shocked he asks "what are you doing?" she says "i kno u cant get it up, but maybe u can drop it in"..