Im gonna take my golf clubs to the nearest park tomorrow and try and decapitate the first black and white thing that tries to harass me!!
Out of the 2 tonight the Saints have the ability..
But it looks like the 2nd flag in 50 yrs for Eddywood!
Jesus it mustve been pension week in Melbourne on friday night!How many pies fans where there?
reminds me of a joke or 2.
Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road? Centrelink was on the other side
What do u say to a Collingwood supporter with a job? I'll have fries with that thanks
2 Collingwood Supporters in a car without any music, who is driving? The Policeman
What do you call a 30 yr old woman in a Collingwood jumper? Nanna
You know you're a Collingwood supporter when: 1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.' 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.' 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo. 9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .' 10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels. 11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it. 12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 13. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk. 16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs
What do Collingwood supporters use as protection during sex? The bus shelter
A female Collingwood supporter was involved in a serious crash, there's blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road. Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed." Sharon: "Ok." Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?" Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
Why do Collingwood fans stink? So blind people can hate them, too.
yer im pretty sore bout the game im a doggie fan and despite the amount of injuries and high profile players out we gave them so called saints a scare.
so since my team never made i would have to hope the saints get it this year cause like every other person who supports a team, we all hate collingwood.
Why do the Saints deserve it? Collingwood have to put up with the fans of the 15 other teams hating them with a passion [the same way I detest the Weegirls] thats a big enough load for anyone to carry let alone all of Eddy's phantom admirers who say they cannot stand him but secretly love him. Then there are Mick Malthouse's friends who are still up in the clouds about him jumping ship from the Weegirls and finally the AFL who keep giving them mome games at the MCG and not letting them hop on a plane and fly anywhere because they might lose one of their main sources of revenue.
Sure the Saints haven't won one in the last 44 years but most of that was under the "VFL" banner not the AFL , then that puts the Doggies,Pies and Dockers and a couple of others in the same boat for not having won one in the last 16 years.
damo6230
Posts: 2029
Date Joined: 07/06/08
Pies all the WAY
Saints no chance
Just1morecast
Posts: 917
Date Joined: 04/12/09
agree with you damo, but
agree with you damo, but should be a great final with both teams rising to the occasion
Forever learning with fishing
Freo_Boi
Posts: 266
Date Joined: 23/02/10
Jeez lucky it stopped raining!
Im gonna take my golf clubs to the nearest park tomorrow and try and decapitate the first black and white thing that tries to harass me!!
Out of the 2 tonight the Saints have the ability..
But it looks like the 2nd flag in 50 yrs for Eddywood!
Jesus it mustve been pension week in Melbourne on friday night!How many pies fans where there?
reminds me of a joke or 2.
Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
Centrelink was on the other side
What do u say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
I'll have fries with that thanks
2 Collingwood Supporters in a car without any music, who is driving?
The Policeman
What do you call a 30 yr old woman in a Collingwood jumper?
Nanna
You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .'
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs
What do Collingwood supporters use as protection during sex?
The bus shelter
A female Collingwood supporter was involved in a serious crash, there's blood everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
Why do Collingwood fans stink?
So blind people can hate them, too.
sleepswithfishes
Posts: 61
Date Joined: 14/12/09
this time
surely they cant loose two grand finals go the saints
Marky
Posts: 420
Date Joined: 01/05/09
haha, Pies lost two to
haha, Pies lost two to Brisbane years ago.... Itll be a tough game for them(saints) to get up i think....
roberta
Posts: 2773
Date Joined: 08/07/08
Go the Saints
Saints for GF and squashed pies gone, want to watch lollihouse and his red face when they are losing hahahahah
Ginger Tablets Rock
uncle
Posts: 9659
Date Joined: 10/02/07
more to be written
could be interesting read next week,be great to put pie haters to the sword
all aggressive fish love bigjohnsjigs
carnarvonite
Posts: 8706
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Pies
come Collingwood, show this other rabble how to play proper footy
gone fishin
Posts: 95
Date Joined: 09/02/10
yer im pretty sore bout the
yer im pretty sore bout the game im a doggie fan and despite the amount of injuries and high profile players out we gave them so called saints a scare.
so since my team never made i would have to hope the saints get it this year cause like every other person who supports a team, we all hate collingwood.
abeldog
Posts: 801
Date Joined: 12/04/10
Go the Saints!!!!
Being an Eagle supporter and a wife who is a Saint supporter, the choice was easy.
!!!!!!!Go The Saints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did I do good my darling wife, now get that knife away from me
"People See Things As They Are & Ask Why???
We Can All Dream of Things That Never Were and Ask Why Not!!"( RK )
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
Go Saints, there, I said
Go Saints, there, I said it!!
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
sea-kem
Posts: 15247
Date Joined: 30/11/09
The Saints deserve this one,
The Saints deserve this one, but they won't win it.
Love the West!
carnarvonite
Posts: 8706
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Deserve???
Why do the Saints deserve it? Collingwood have to put up with the fans of the 15 other teams hating them with a passion [the same way I detest the Weegirls] thats a big enough load for anyone to carry let alone all of Eddy's phantom admirers who say they cannot stand him but secretly love him. Then there are Mick Malthouse's friends who are still up in the clouds about him jumping ship from the Weegirls and finally the AFL who keep giving them mome games at the MCG and not letting them hop on a plane and fly anywhere because they might lose one of their main sources of revenue.
Sure the Saints haven't won one in the last 44 years but most of that was under the "VFL" banner not the AFL , then that puts the Doggies,Pies and Dockers and a couple of others in the same boat for not having won one in the last 16 years.
AND---this is all tongue in cheek stuff!! LOL
gone fishin
Posts: 95
Date Joined: 09/02/10
I HATE THE MAGPIES
I HATE THE MAGPIES
big john
Posts: 8786
Date Joined: 20/07/06
HAHA
We hate everyone, so it balances out.
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