An elephant and a snake are sitting around board out of there brains. The snake says to the elephant "lets play a game". "what game do you want to play" the elephant replies. "how about a game of billards" "yeah thats sounds sweet" but we havent got a table or anything. So they deside the rules of the game buy doing tricks that they can perform and the other will rate it accordingly to a billard shot with points the same. "ill go first" the elephant says, saying that he walks over to the creek and fills up his truck with water and sprays it in the air. The snake says "shit that was allright, thats proberly a pink ball and worth around 2 points, now my turn" the snake curls himself into a coil and springs up like tigger does on his tail. "not bad at all but ill give that only 1 point like a red ball" says the elephant. The snake gets alittle pissed off with this but agrees anyway. The elephant then does his second trick by pushing over a huge tree. " i give that only 1 point too" says the snake thinking the elephant is cheating not giving out many points so why should i! The elephant gets a little shitty at this but thinks, ill get him back. " the next trick i do will be the best you ever see" says the snake. "but i want you to stay still" "ok" says the elephant. With that the snake jumps up the elephants bum and comes out his truck! "not bad, but i bet you couldnt do that again" says the elephant! "no worrys" So up he jumps back into the elephants butt and riggles through. Quickly the elephant sticks his trunk up his own butt! "let me out" the snake hollows! "i call that snookered" the elephant replies. "i win".