Just so you know
Submitted by Jody on Thu, 2007-12-06 07:31
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And , once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And , once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
I'm sorry. What was the question?
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dogsoldier
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Are you haveing a bad day
Are you haveing a bad day there Jody
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i can relate to that :D
i can relate to that :D
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Which one Rick the light
Which one Rick the light bulb or the toilet paper,your little lady looks after you very well Im sure
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I don't get it what is the
I don't get it what is the point you are trying to raise? :P runs off to hide..........
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OOOO AAAA
Alfred - you are a VERY brave man.
Actually Jody, when I read that, I thought my wife was talking to me, so I ran into the kitchen to see what she wanted.
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Good one Jody
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Grrrrr I do whatever the
Grrrrr
I do whatever the little voices tell me to do
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Crack up very funny and very
very funny and very true.lol.
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Guys Relax!
Guys Relax
Whilst I'm temporarily between jobs, I'm officially the 'House Bitch' doing all the house chores, slaving away relentlessly all day, grinding my poor caloused fingers to the bone, staining my bright new pinny, sweat pouring off my beaded brow, knees worn ragged from scrubbing floors on hands and knees. It's terrible.....slavery would be a relief....
Yeah - I know - I'm disgusting and letting the side down badly.
BUT THE BRIGHT NEWS IS - I''m doing all house work for all the guys in this forum. So you have my official expression to be excused.
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ody
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Hi Ya, And if you really
Hi Ya,
And if you really want to screw with your wife's mind, get a store of empty toilet roll thingies and every time you visit the toilet, replace the roll with an empty.
Took my misus several days to work out what was going on. Nearly peed myself laughing. That was after the half hour I took to recover after running half a mile to get away from her.
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Jeez, that was funny.
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Ody that is...
oohh and it's pissing down rain here in sunny Tom Price yeehaah
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Just one more cast , honest !!!
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Yup
Great idea Ody - but with my wife, I know where the rolls would end up
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