Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2011-05-20 07:23
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Browny
Posts: 316
Date Joined: 04/01/11
Lion stalking a giraffe!
Lion stalking a giraffe!
I just love Exmouth: Its a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem!
Browny
Posts: 316
Date Joined: 04/01/11
A fantastic photo of a
A fantastic photo of a seahorse!
I just love Exmouth: Its a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem!
Alan James
Posts: 2299
Date Joined: 30/06/09
For the Seniors among us
So here are some codes for the Seniors: ...ahem
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin (someone sent this to me and I thought it meant For Your Information) - beginning to wonder now!
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin in!
Man Overboard
Posts: 957
Date Joined: 16/01/10
A bloke calls to his wife "
A bloke calls to his wife " Can you help me with this clock ", when she gets there he is standing naked with a massive roger happening.
" That's not a clock ", she says
He replies " It ****ing will be when you stick two hands and a face on it "
STEVE231
Posts: 1443
Date Joined: 05/01/10
Nice one.
Nice one.
Chopp81
Posts: 35
Date Joined: 02/01/10
Elton John and his boyfriend
Elton John and his boyfriend are changing their adopted son's nappy when Eltons boyfriend says "oh he looks just like you" Elton says "what sweet and innocent?" NO replies Eltons boyfrien "he's got sh*t ond his D*CK!"