Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2011-01-28 05:17
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thesupervisor
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anyone know much about that
anyone know much about that plane at the bottom?
getting the bottom line final answer from a bunch of blokes that use false names and put smiley faces at the end of paragraphs is not the best place in the world to get the information you seek.
gumnut
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k7 bomber
its a russian bomber from the 1930s
hlokk
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Not quite. Its a computer
Not quite. Its a computer rendering of a 'super' version of one. The real one doesnt have anywhere near as many engines :p http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kalinin_K-7_01.jpg
gumnut
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not even bro!
heres a pic of her in flight! http://englishrussia.com/images/flying_fortress/7.jpg
cudbfishn
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So is that a ufo its hunting
So is that a ufo its hunting down?? and why is its propellors not turning??
DieHard
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The plane at the bottom look
The plane at the bottom look epic :D
DieHard – The Official “Ray & Shark” Chaser!
bowds
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Date Joined: 12/01/11
I imagine you could drop a
I imagine you could drop a few bombs from that plane!
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Matt T
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LOL!
Both are computer images gumnut! They didn't spend much time shooting down Nazi ufo's in the 30's....gold
gumnut
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bahahahaha
:D ah you gotta love it
bowds
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Date Joined: 12/01/11
SON OF A BITCH
SON OF A BITCH FISH!
The parish priest went on a fishing trip.
On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!"
"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"
"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!"
"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!"
Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
"Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen."
"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"
"Why, eat it! Of course You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a Bitch!"
Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.
While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"
Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"
"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a Bitch fish!"
"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?"
Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.
"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch," she said.
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.
"What are you doing Sister?"
"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop's Dinner."
"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language"
"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch Fish"
"Really? Well in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course!"
"Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."
On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal.
The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.
The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"
"I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest.
"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.
The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch using a special recipe!"
The new Bishop looked around at each of them.
A big smile crept across his face as he said,
"You Fuckers are my kind of people!"
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gumnut
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hahahaha
omg i love it!
wallacewt
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Date Joined: 12/12/10
friday funnys
im not leavin here on fridays.
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alfred
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Hospital regulations require
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'